Battle of Gateway Galaxy

This battle is part of the "Next-Gen Console War". It is also part of the "Knockoff-UN Rivalry".

Part 1
The battle started out in the favour of Sony. This is because Sony hired more peacekeepers than Nintendo. However they hired knockoff peacekeepers. The knockoff peacekeepers looked like UN peacekeepers, but they had black helmets with flames printed on them. The knockoff peacekeepers are actually a motorcycle gang that attacked and stole equipment at the "Battle of Midway 2.0". The knockoff peacekeepers had 75 health and dealt 25 damage. The UN peacekeepers on the other hand and 100 health and also dealt 25 damage. So altogether the knockoff peacekeepers had 1875 health, and the UN peacekeepers had 1000 health in total. So 5 minutes in to the battle the knockoff peacekeepers inflicted 625 damage on the UN peacekeepers, and the UN peacekeepers inflicted 250 damage on the knockoff peacekeepers.

Results
The UN Peacekeepers that Nintendo have hired had 375 health left in total or 5 peacekeepers left. On the other hand the Knockoff Peacekeepers had 1625 health left or 21 peacekeepers left. The remaining 5 UN peacekeepers surrendered to the knockoff peacekeepers adding 5 to the 21 knockoff peacekeepers. So there is now 26 knockoff peacekeepers.

Part 2
All hope seemed lost, but then Mario came on to the scene jumping on half of the 26 knockoff peacekeepers heads. Now there is 13 knockoff peacekeepers. Then 5 P.I.T. officers came to assist the knockoff peacekeepers. Now there is 18 troops. Mario got enclosed by the 18 troops. The troops shot at him and knocked him out.

Part 3
However 5 KAJP troops detected that Mario had been knocked out and went to Gateway Galaxy to help him. The 5 KAJP troops(including 'Luigi') landed on Gateway Galaxy, and shipped Mario into a hospital. The KAJP troops took out 7 enemy troops. Now there were 11 enemy troops left. The remaining enemy troops took out 4 KAJP troops, now the only KAJP member there was Luigi. The only weapon he had was a Power Mace. Luigi jumped on four enemy troops. Luigi was secretly hiding a thanos glove, and thanos snapped the 7 renaming enemy troops. Luigi said the was half a person because of the Thanos Problem. Lugi screamed in a troops ear. That troop got defeated. Now there was 2 and a half troops. Mario came back and jumped on the half a troop and defeated them. Luigi took out his power mace and defeated on troop and parallelised another. He yelled in the paralysed troops ear, and they were defeated because it was too loud. Then Kenichiro Yoshida came. Mario jumped on his head and defeated him.

Background
UN peacekeepers became enemies with the knockoff peacekeepers long ago during the battle of 'Midway 2.0'. The knockoff peacekeepers were a motorcycle gang that during the battle of Midway 2.0 stole the UN troops helmets and equipment. They made the helmets black and painted fire on them. So that is how they became enemies.

Way later the "Next-Gen Console War" broke out. It was between Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo. Sony's first big move was to attack the important port of Gateway Galaxy. Sony hired the knockoff peacekeepers to attack Gateway Galaxy. Nintendo decided to exploit historical rivalries, so they hired UN peacekeepers.